Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers!

These are Horrid Henry’s very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that se

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Warning!
Do not read this joke book if:

• Your name is Prissy Polly
• You’re a goody-goody, ugly toad, tattle-tale
• You watch Nellie’s Nursery on TV

These jokes are horrid. These jokes are guaranteed to make horrible little brothers feel sick and parents run screaming from the room. These jokes are so rude and so gross that—
“Hey! Peter! Stop reading right now. I said, put down my book—or else. These gross-out jokes are not for little toads!”
“Mooom! Henry’s being mean to me!”
“Don’t be horrid, Henry. Let Peter read your jokes.”
“NO!”

Why didn’t the skeleton and the monster fight?
The skeleton didn’t have the guts.

Why was the Egyptian boy upset?
His daddy was a mummy.

“Children will get a kick out of reading the jokes and then retelling them to friends and family - what better way to get hesitant young readers to pick up a book? While the book is intended for middle-grade readers, creative teachers and/or parents could easily use this with children much younger who understand the concept of jokes.” - Katie’s Literature Lounge

“All in all, a silly and fun collection of humor, Horrid-Henry style. Sure to be thoroughly enjoyed by any boy between the ages of 7 and 12. :)” - Everead

“Get this into the hands of any jokesters in your life. Then run for cover.” - Not Just For Kids

“The jokes are silly and often play on words, which is what many young readers adore as they are just learning the ins and outs of language...moms and dads should have fun reading these with their early readers.” - Mother Daughter Book Club

“We all need a good laugh and Horrid Henry delivers in the Horrid Henry’s Joke Book.” - Lori Calabrese

“Even though they are simple jokes, they are really quite funny. Even as an adult I was laughing out loud to a lot of them. Recommended for kids everywhere!” - SMS Book Reviews

“Horrid Henry books are full of fun, and kids new to reading chapter books will get a kick out of his new joke book.” - Great Kids Books

“All in all it was a good laugh.” - Cindy’s Love of Books

“This will be one of those books that is continuously asked for in a school library...With just 88 pages, it is packed full of funny! ” - Write For a Reader

“Filled with groan-worthy puns and gross-out humor, Horrid Henry's Joke Book is chock full of the sort of simplistic humor that kids love.” - PortlandExaminer.com

“My oldest loved reading them with me and trying to figure them out (he does have a difficult time with jokes). In fact, he loved them so much that I sent the book into his classroom teacher. She loved it too and she shared it with the entire class.” - Gadabout Media

“Dig through all the grisly groaners in Horrid Henry's Joke Book. You might even enjoy Perfect Peter's favorites too - even with Henry's disdainful running commentary.” - BookLoons.com