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ISBN: 9781402212178

By: Ross Dale

Published: 05/31/2008

By turns hilarious, wry, and deliciously erotic, Dale evokes the bizarre world of pornography and the people who inhabit it, and gives readers a story about finding love in the least likely of places.

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“Just like Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, this book is a great ride: sexy, hilarious, raunchy, and unexpectedly touching.”
—Danny Leiner, Director of Dude, Where’s My Car? And Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

ROSS DALE is a Wesleyan graduate serenely sailing through post-college life when he gets the offer he can’t refuse. For double his pay, Playboy TV wants him to produce their show Sexcetera, an explicit experience in journalism billed as “true stories from the sexual frontier.”

A prep student from a sheltered home, Dale finds himself everywhere he never imagined he’d go: shooting gang bangs with the West Coast Gang Bangers, attending the annual Nudes-A-Popping Festival at an Indiana nudist resort, brothels in Amsterdam, swinger parties and more.

Behind Dale’s initial shock, a fascination grows for the characters in front of the camera: some funny, some gross, all facing the pressure of trying to balance humdrum, day-to-day existence with outrageous sex lives. Plus one of his leading ladies, a gorgeous and naked soft-core movie queen, just might have a thing for him. Dale’s odd job becomes a life-changing adventure, and he’s enjoying the ride.

By turns hilarious, wry, and deliciously erotic, Dale evokes the bizarre world of pornography and the people who inhabit it, and gives readers a story about finding love in the least likely of places.

About the Author

Ross Dale has been writing and producing television since 1998. He has worked for The E! True Hollywood Story, making documentary profiles of a wide variety of cultural icons, including Burt Reynolds, Marlon Brando, and Alfred Hitchcock; written and produced over one hundred stories for Playboy TV’s Sexcetera; and is currently working on the second season of his wildly successful Playboy TV reality series Naked Happy Girls. He now lives in Hollywood, California.

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Table of Contents

I. From Groton to the Grotto . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1
II. So, Are These Smoky Blowjobs Dangerous? . . . . . . . . . . . .7
III. Hide Your Wallet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .17
IV. Just Be Careful You Don’t Get Too Close to Your Work . .35
V. I Guess I Won’t Be Running for Public Office after This .47
VI. What Happens on the Road, Stays on the Road . . . . . . . .63
VII. Stacˆí, Stacˆí . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .93
VIII. I Know What You Did in Europe! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .117
IX. How Can We Be This Lucky? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .127
X. I Wanna Be Your Target . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .141
XI. You’re Not in the Porn Business! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .157
XII. I’ve Seen Things You People Wouldn’t Believe . . . . . . . .175
XIII. My Mother Always Warned Me about Gangbangs . . . . .189
XIV. What the Fuck, Ross? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .199
XV. Your Debutante Just Knows What
You Need, but I Know What You Want . . . . . . . . . . . . . .215
XVI. Use Your Mouth, Use Your Chin,
Use Your Nose, Use Everything You Can . . . . . . . . . . . .239
XVII. Darling, It’s All about Adding A Zero . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .251
XVIII. You Taste Like Scotch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .265
XIX. When the Going Gets Weird, the Weird Turn Pro . . . . .279
XX. We Have This Schism . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .289
Acknowledgments . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .295
About the Author . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .296

Specs

Format: Paperback

Dimensions
Length: 9 in
Width: 6 in
Weight: 14.00 oz
Page Count: 304 pages

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