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The Doomsday Survival Handbook

ISBN: 9781402272233

By: David Murphy

Published: 09/01/2012

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Description

It's The End Of The World...So Now What?

It's a fact: in some form or another, Doomsday is upon us, and you need to be as ready as possible for any and every eventuality. Zombies? Bring 'em on! The Rapture? No problem! Yorggh, the Colossal Moronic Space Creature? Uh, not much can be done there. This book will help you separate the threat from the chaff with its handy dandy checklists and recommendations. While it is important to remember that survival is not guaranteed, this book will certainly* improve your odds of survival.

Discover How To Survive Anything, Including:

•An invasion of space spiders
•The return of dinosaurs
•Global warming
•Man-eating ponies
•The planet eater thing from Star Trek

*Certainty not guaranteed

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Table of Contents

Contents

Acknowledgments

Introduction

Part 1—The Sacred: Putting the "Die" in "Deity"

The Rapture

S'tan

Holy Wars

Plague of Locusts

Skeeter Snaps His Fingers and Keels Us

Ghosts and Demons

The GodSaw

Part 2—The Cosmic: Bang/Whimper/Whatever

A Giant Asteroid

Space Pirates

The Moon Breaks Out of Orbit

Cosmic Orgasm Wave Intersects with Earth

That Planet Eater Thing from Star Trek

Nibiru

Family of Blobs

Yorggh, the Biggest Damn Space Creature Ever

Earth Ejects Its Own Core

Historically Large Solar Flare Scorches the Globe

Galactus

Part 3—The Invasions: Who Invited Them?

Robots

The Return of the Mayans

That Flying Turtle Fella with Flames Comin' Out of His Butt

Space Spiders the Size of Escalades Descend on Civilization

Werewolves

Return of the Dinosaurs

Those Pod Things! You Know, Those Pod Things

Vampires

Reptilux, the Ginormous Alien Lizard

Aliens

Interdimensional, Pastel-Colored, Man-Eating Ponies

Part 4—The Man-Made: Handmade Hell

Large Hadron Collider Opens a Black Hole

Global Warming

Nanotech Hell

THE Killer Virus

Duggars

Worldwide Famine

Feast

A Bad Case of Zombie Outbreak

Genetically Altered Food

HAARP

Chemtrails

Dimensional Shift Causes Complete Collapse of Space-Time Continuum

Ninjas

Mass Hysteria, Madness, and Mayhem

Nice Goin', Mankind—We're Talkin' Another Friggin' Ice Age

WWIII

Jingle Sung by Hasselhoff Causes Heads to Explode

Longest Bass Solo Ever Triggers Tectonic Anger

Part 5—The Naturally Occurring: Mommie Nature Dearest

Killer Bees

Deranged Birds

Incredibly Bad Global Flatulence

Earthquakes and Tsunamis

Mothra

Cockroaches

Snakes

Final Score/Final Thoughts from the Grim Reapress

About the Author

Excerpt

Introduction

The first question regarding lists like these is usually: “Why?” That’s reasonable enough.

Simply put, many of us believe we’re invincible

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Specs

Format: Paperback

Dimensions
Length: 5 in
Width: 7 in
Weight: 7.76 oz
Page Count: 256 pages

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